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19, Brisbane, Gay, I enjoy pizza.

Posted on 31st Jul at 12:23 AM, with 782,505 notes

ribbu:

there’s a special place in hell reserved just for me

it’s called the throne

Posted on 28th Jul at 7:59 PM, with 208,168 notes

riddlemetom:

Bradley gets fed up with Ellen’s picture taking incompetence 

Posted on 28th Jul at 7:58 PM, with 273,545 notes
rangerkimmy:

driftingfocus:

Take note: this is how to properly disarm someone. Always go to the outside of the arm, not the inside.

ah yes I have been doing it wrong the whole time it seems cowering in fear was not the first step

rangerkimmy:

driftingfocus:

Take note: this is how to properly disarm someone. Always go to the outside of the arm, not the inside.

ah yes I have been doing it wrong the whole time it seems cowering in fear was not the first step

Posted on 28th Jul at 7:57 PM, with 19,892 notes
me as a pedestrian: [catwalks slowly across street as 90 cars pile up behind each other trying to turn; throws modelesque glance backwards over designer shades] [car inches into crosswalk] HOW DARE YOU COME WITHIN FIVE FEET OF ME!? I HAVE THE FUCKING RIGHT OF WAY??? SEE YOU IN COURT YOU CAPITALIST, PLANET-DESTROYING SCUM
me driving: say your prayers
Posted on 28th Jul at 7:56 PM, with 134,695 notes

facts-i-just-made-up:

Master Post of the best of the great “Show us your dick”-a-thon of 2014.

Here’s the previous one.

Posted on 28th Jul at 7:55 PM, with 135,762 notes

asatireofasatireisstirring:

instagrarn:

subwaywhore:

subwaywhore:

This is what happens when you spill flour on a cat 
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Phantom if the opurra

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Posted on 28th Jul at 1:25 AM, with 137,040 notes

dogapult:

are we just gonna not talk about soulless black-eyed family emoji

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